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Joke of the Day

"How do cows measure time? In mooments"

"Do you know what they call yo mama's legs? ""Rock"" and ""Hard place"". Why? Because everyone has been between them at some point in their lives."

"Fred Durst is starting a lawn care company. It's called Rake Stuff."

"Ever notice it's only ""stalking"" if the person doing the stalking is unattractive."

"Google Assistant gave me that one What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener"

"You guys wanna hear something really corny? Syrup."

"Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank."

"Why doesn't Santa Claus have children? He cums down the chimney."

"What is the worst part about being a black jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven."

"Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa!"