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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what they call yo mama's legs? ""Rock"" and ""Hard place"". Why? Because everyone has been between them at some point in their lives."

"My phone autocorrected my name to shark and now I hate my parents for not calling me shark"

"Wife: can you pick up milk? Me: [lifts gallon] yea it's easy Wife: I mean from the store Me: I would imagine it weighs the same there too"

"What is the difference between a grizzly bear and a limp dick? There isn't one, you can't fuck with either one."

"I don't know why I thought Palm Sunday had something to do with masturbation. My apologies to those waiting to use the confessional."

"How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly? Electro cute"

"Chickens are jews. they even sell their own children."

"What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!"

"If you were locked in a room with Trump and Clinton And it was just you, them, and a pistol with one bullet... Which one would you shoot and which would you bludgeon to death with the pistol?"

"what does r/jokes and the big bang theory have in common it's not funny 90% of the time"