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Joke of the Day
"Fred Durst is starting a lawn care company. It's called Rake Stuff."
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"My parents let me watch Grease constantly when I was a kid & then they were all, whoa why is our teenager always super drunk in tight pants?"
"Did you here about the man who was diagnosed with Parkinson's. He was pretty shaken up about it."
"What did the black holes say when they collided? Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)"
"Do people ever come up and sing your own songs to you? Dave Grohl: Literally all the time Me: What if I say I'm not like the others?"
"Once you go black, that toe's gotta come off"
"Earth? yeah, I'd hit that -meteor"
"*wakes up* nooooooo"
"I have a pretty good joke about procrastination But on second thought I think I'll tell it later."
"Go to Target for shampoo. End up leaving with a blender, new pajamas, a couch, four kids and a car."