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Joke of the Day
"You guys wanna hear something really corny? Syrup."
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"Somebody said ""hey wanna eat this apple"" and I said ""no thanks I ate a PC for lunch"""
"What does a Jewish pedophile say? ""You wanna buy some candy?"""
"Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends? Their i's don't work"
"I like the song ""I want to be a billionaire"" because it's about a millionaire wanting to be 1000 times richer. Sweet."
"It's been so hot lately, so I finally got a new AC... and i nicknamed it DIRK cuz it's so clutch against the heat."
"Two dyslexics walk in to a bra"
"I saw a guy wearing a stovepipe hat the other day... ...so I said, ""Hey! Abraham Lincoln called and he wants..."" Then I realized, they didn't have phones in the mid 1800s."
"A little girl was next in line. 'My name's Curtain' she said. 'I hope your first name is not Agnate ?' 'No it's velvet !'"
"People who walk in front of the theater screen while you're watching a pirated movie on your computer are so rude."