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Joke of the Day
"Google Assistant gave me that one What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener"
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"God must be a Republican. He wasn't that into humans until He found His Son was one."
"A man walks into a bar and the bartender says: I think you've had enough already."
"You think you're not capable of violence, but then a bird sings at 6AM and you start researching surface-to-air missiles."
"An art teacher comes across a badly made nude painting. What does she say? ""This butt a scratch!"""
"""Went to watch a movie, I was wearing shorts and he swiped his finger on my leg. Later found out he wiped his booger on me"""
"The Constipated Mathematician What did the constipated mathematician do? He worked it out with a pencil."
"Scottage Cheese"
"NASA: what makes u qualified for our mission to mars? ME: i desperately want to be shot into deep space, where there are definitely no geese"
"Shout out to all you guys with permanent amnesia. You know who you are."