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Joke of the Day

"Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank."

"Somebody should open an arcade called The Jungle, and hire Axl Rose to welcome the customers."

"Where will you find the best jokes? Not on /r/jokes"

"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant But then I changed my mind"

"I keep hoping one day I'll be stuck on a 6-hour flight next to Flavor Flav just so I can ask him what time it is every five minutes."

"What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke? Dad jokes are punnier."

"I just started a new job at a factory that makes chess pieces. I'm on knights next week."

"What part of a vegetable is the most difficult to eat? The roots."

"What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team? *unfazed*"

"Have you heard about Henry the brown-nosed reindeer? He's just as fast as Rudolf, he just can't stop as quick"