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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a hacker poops? Logging out"
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"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey"
"Me: YOU CAN DO IT SON! Son: Why are you being so encouraging? Are you drunk? Me: Yep. So pass your driving test or we're walking home."
"Marriage If a couple gets married in Alabama... And divorced in Mississippi... Are they still brother and sister?"
"I'm 32. I don't have haters. I have too much debt and teeth that shifted from not wearing a retainer."
"Venus Williams should marry Bruno Mars and become Venus Mars."
"Uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh uh huh uh uh huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh huh Me, Rap battling"
"I just read that a veteran policeman has been suspended from his job... after being caught masturbating and smoking weed in his office. No name was given but he was a high wanking officer."
"How do you know your wife is getting vat... ... you have to switch off the light during sex. Not because she's ugly but because the bulb burns your ass."
"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty."