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Joke of the Day

"How do you know your wife is getting vat... ... you have to switch off the light during sex. Not because she's ugly but because the bulb burns your ass."

"I want to sleep my way to the top. Like with actual sleep. Wake me when I've conquered."

"Menstruation is no laughing matter Menstration is no launghing matter. Period."

"Moses talking to a burning bush was child's play ...compared to the miracle of getting a hundred thousand Jews to voluntarily go in to the Red ~~sea~~."

"What is a big dinner for a cannibal? A three-corpse meal."

"What do you call the North Korean dictator? Seouless"

"Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party? Ares."

"Do you want to hear a joke about Pizza? Nah it's too cheesy"

"My Iraqi friend skyped me today Something hilarious must've been happening because I kept hearing ""Hahahahallahu hahahkbar"" and then what sounded like party poppers. Abdul sure is a mad one."

"What's a pedophile's favourite chord? A minor."