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Joke of the Day
"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty."
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"I like my women the way I like my cake... Moist."
"What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor."
"Steve Irwin died the same way he lived.. ..with animals in his heart."
"What's the difference between jokes and pussy? I don't fucking get jokes."
"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was both their last big hit."
"TIFU by creating a click baity post [Made up story that's not as bad as title implies]"
"What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box? Corpell tunnel syndrome"
"how much does it take for two octopi to laugh? 16 tickles because not asking for insurance is insane in the US, sorry to go out on a limb..."
"What does artificial light consist of? Fauxtons"