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Joke of the Day

"Not so great minds also think alike."

"My wife is gorgeous, selfless, amazing, highly intelligent and looking over my shoulder as I type."

"What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss? Religion."

"Sad news from the Nestle chocolate factory. A man was crushed to death under hundreds of boxes of chocolate. Apparently every time he shouted: ""The Milky Bars are on me!"" his workmates just cheered."

"At the hospital... NSFW At the hospital, I overheard two doctors discussing a patient that came in with six plastic horses stuck in his rectum. They described the patient's condition as stable..."

"Did you know I'm actually ambidextrous... I can actually write fuck all with both hands!"

"I almost didn't remember today was September 11th Then I felt bad, because I said I'd never forget."

"Lipstick Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?"

"Hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil."

"You know the best thing about Midgets? They are really down to earth people."