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Joke of the Day

"Did you know I'm actually ambidextrous... I can actually write fuck all with both hands!"

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"ok he'res funny joke lol."
"""Let's play 21 questions"" Nigerian Girl: how tall are you? Nigerian Guy: Rice. What's the worst thing you've done with a guy?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done."
"Have you ever seen Ray Charles's mansion? Neither has he."
"This doctor once told me eating a bagel was like eating 5 slices of bread and I was like ok, cool, I like bread"
"Mark Ruffalo Went into a Job Interview The interviewer asked ""What's your strong suit?"" ""Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."""
"If you had $1 for every time you've masturbated What color would your Bugatti be?"
"If you have a family member you that you never want to see again, loan them some money."
"Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery? There were too many frames."