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"Lipstick Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?"
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"What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano? A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices."
"The key to great joke tel TIMING! ling is"
"Tree: Bark Dog: {leaves}"
"Two whales are swimming in the ocean. One whale opens his mouth and says ""BEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUUUGAA BOOOOOOUUUUAAAAAAAAEEEOOOOH"" The other whale turns to him and says ""Dude you are so drunk."""
"What is a German's favorite Pokemon? NEINtales"