126534
Joke of the Day
"I hope my liberal use of made-up words doesn't make you...discomfortable"
Next Joke
"what does a gay horse eat? HAAAAAAAAAY!"
"Last night I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69... She made me sweet and sour pork with fried rice."
"Buddy on FB just posted this, I had to share What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked."
"What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party? A cold shoulder"
"When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand."
"I have a UPS joke Sorry it was delivered it to your landlord's off property leasing office ten miles down the road."
"It's like these people that have to shop at Goodwill don't even realize how lucky and trendy they are!"
"I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it!"