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Joke of the Day

"I hope my liberal use of made-up words doesn't make you...discomfortable"

"I almost did this stupid thing at work where I think for myself."

"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents' job."

"What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant."

"A black couple leave a generous tip at a restaurant.... Just kidding."

"I wouldn't say it's easy living with erectile dysfunction. But it's not hard."

"A child molester and a young boy are walking into the dark woods.... ""I'm scared"", said the boy. ""YOU'RE scared?? I have to walk out of here alone!"""

"I scare off men like I'm some kind of evil clown hiding in their closet. ""I'm not a clown!"" I shouted as I sniffed his sweater vest."

"Have you heard about that new program that only the living can watch? You'd have to be dead to miss it!"

"What do you call a greedy roman god? Jewpiter."