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Joke of the Day
"Last night I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69... She made me sweet and sour pork with fried rice."
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"""I wish there were something like coffee, but faster-acting,"" he thought, before remembering that it already exists and ruins your life."
"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?(X-post r/nfl) Mark Sanchez."
"Don't get me started. I don't come with brakes."