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Joke of the Day

"what does a gay horse eat? HAAAAAAAAAY!"

"What did Eric say to his classmates on the last day of school? ""Do you believe in God?"""

"What is an Irish 7 course meal? A six pack and a potato"

"What do you have if you don't have a Kia? A Nokia."

"Was watching a fetish video and it cut to the guy at the last second I think I got off on the wrong foot."

"Why did the clam go to jail? For setting up illegal shell companies!"

"What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD? A herpepotamus."

"A blackout is just your brain clearing it's browsing history."

"Grandson told me his uncle abused him as an April fools prank. I don't know why he's so upset I didn't fall for it."

"When I get calls from unknown numbers I panic, decline and then wait for the voicemail like I'm about to be murdered."