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Joke of the Day
"Ignore her and she'll go away, to buy a gun, but she'll go away."
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"What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics? They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy."
"if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito"
"I wrote a play on my computer It's a play on word"
"I took an instagram picture of a polaroid photo and my iPhone blew up."
"Ohh, no thanks. I have seen a baby before"
"How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb? [removed]"
"They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm."
"Trains do a pretty good job of letting you know they're still 7 miles away."
"What do you call poor pasta? Spaghetto."