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Joke of the Day
"I took an instagram picture of a polaroid photo and my iPhone blew up."
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"Why are the best psychoanalysists Asian? Because they grew up listening to Pink Freud."
"Tech Support: ""Which format are the images you send?"" Customer: ""Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."""
"Coworker:I'll take care if it. *Translation* You're gonna take care of it. You just don't know it yet."
"Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve."
"If I had a dime for every time I lost something between the couch cushions... I would probably lose those between the couch cushions too."
"Stephen Hawking finally published his new book. It's about time."
"Have you heard of the new successful therapy for ADHD/ADD patients? It's called Concentration camp therapy. (Sorry for untasteful reference)"
"What's the best part about having sex with a transsexual? Pretending it went all the way through"
"What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."