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Joke of the Day
"Ohh, no thanks. I have seen a baby before"
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"I must be getting old...my urine flow sounds like a drippy leak in an old abandoned factory"
"We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone."
"I went to the doctors with a lettuce just poking out of my bottom... The doctor asked why I was so concerned. I replied, I think it's just the tip of the iceberg"
"What's the difference... between racism and Chinese people? - Racism has many faces"
"Honey, I'm afraid we can't get married anymore. weed_hitler69 just told me I was gay. *looks at Xbox* Thank you sir. You've changed my life."
"I'll see your Limerick. . I was driving along in my Bentley, tossing off ever so gently I hit a bump in the road and I shot my load not on purpose, but quite accidently!"
"Took my dog to a bonfire... ...and as he sat there staring at it blankly I realized he loves sticks. I was burning a giant pile of his toys."
"I got security cameras fitted outside my house. Just to convince people that I have stuff worth stealing."
"Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia? Because he's snowed-in"