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Joke of the Day

"What do you call poor pasta? Spaghetto."

"I don't even want to know how many nude pics Donald Trump's cell phone must have of him."

"How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you? Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you?"

"Please make sure ""to"" put your air quotes around the right words"

"Q: Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? A: Because its leaves rustled."

"What is the worst thing about being an egg? You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!"

"What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted? ""I don't know I just fly the drone"""

"What's the smallest thing in the universe? A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a dick."

"Saitama tried to change his Facebook password to Goku but Facebook said it was too weak..."