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Joke of the Day
"I am really good at making jokes. Title."
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"My friend told my that onion was the only food that made people cry.. So I threw a coconut at him"
"How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware issue."
"Why is it the less money someone makes the better they are at reproducing?"
"Apparently the capital of Israel is totally impoverished. It's a real Jerusaslum"
"I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me."
"What is it called when you dream in color? A chromatose"
"People always misuse ""ironic"". It's so ironic..."
"How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry? You spend a large fortune *ba dum tiss*"
"The US should rejoin Great Britain Its not like we mind Taxation without representation anymore."