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Joke of the Day

"Hipster Jokes How does the hipster have an orgasm? ""I came like so long ago"" Why do hipsters hate rivers? They are too mainstream How much weed does a hipster usually smoke? An Instagram"

"I often say to myself, ""I can't believe that cloning machine worked."""

"What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"What did one penny say to the other penny? Come with me and we will make cents."

"TIL The W in WNBA dosen't stand for ""Worse""."

"Babies are very like governments, you know. Constant appetite at one end, constant mess at the other. And they only ever get bigger."

"Why did the blonde have square boobs? Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box"

"I went swimming the other day and nearly drowned. 2 families were there to pull me out. The Smith family and the Ball family. Luckily I was pulled out by the Smiths I went swimming the other day..."

"I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Asa ! Asa who ! Asa-int amongst men !"