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Joke of the Day
"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Attractive."
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"Reddit is the ultimate safe space for the most oppressed human that ever lived... ...The white middle-class American male."
"""I am leg end"" - a foot"
"I can sleep for ages and not get tired"
"Arguing with your parents is like trying to explain how to download music from iTunes to a plant."
"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia!"
"His homebuilt e-cigarette vapor mod with banana custard glycerine is so sexy... Said no girl ever"
"How do you make a 4D printer? Just take a 3D printer and give it some time."
"A blonde takes her dress into the dry cleaners... On the way out the lady at the counter says ""Come again!"" The blonder replies ""No, this time it's toothpaste you nosy bitch!"""
"A man walks into a gay bar and says... ""Whose dick do I have to suck to suck a dick around here?"" Heard it on Game Grumps."