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Joke of the Day
"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Attractive."
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"Damn girl are you playboy magazine? Cause holy fuck you have a pile of issues"
"Q: What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens? A: Oh-lay!"
"""I gotta 'A' in spelling"" Tony told his father. ""You dope!"" he replied. ""There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"""
"What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !"
"How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Frat boys don't screw in lightbulbs; they screw in puddles of vomit."
"I cleaned my wood floors with furniture polish and now I'm a pretty pretty ice dancer."
"I have a sister named Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"
"Why did the Death Star hire a lot of football players from Thailand? Because they needed more Thai Interceptors!"
"Only Pools And Corpses A new sitcom starring Michael Barrymore and Demi Moore."