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Joke of the Day

"My flight doesn't have wifi so I'm just gonna hit the call button and tell the flight attendant every time I think of something amusing."

"Knock knock who's there Jo Jo who? Jo moms!"

"What does a gay cow eat? Haaaay!"

"*puts finger over your lips* Shhhhhhhhhhhhh *feeds you more applesauce making airplane noises*"

"What do you call a sick Pokemon? Pikachoo"

"HBO cancels ""Luck"" after horse deaths. Their next endeavor is to make a mini series called ""Glue""."

"Who him? Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS."

"Why was Eazy-E Straight outta Conciousness? He had N.W.Aids"

"Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!"

"Next time you are in a restaurant, give this a thought. The fork you are using has been in the mouth of hundreds of people. Now look at the people eating right by you. Scary, right?"