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Joke of the Day

"My flight doesn't have wifi so I'm just gonna hit the call button and tell the flight attendant every time I think of something amusing."

"And on the 8th day, God created atheists and said, ""Oh man, you're not gonna believe this."""

"""They say you should dress for the job you want..."" ""Then why the fuck are you naked?!?"" ""Because I want a blow job"""

"QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting."

"Petulant wife In the middle of a fight, husband said, ""Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly."" ""No,"" said the wife angrily. ""Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose!"""

"What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be? D'oh-ta 2"

"black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... the bartender says ""where did you get that?"" parrot says ""africa, where else?"""

"Trust is the most important thing in a relationship. After all, if you can't trust your girlfriend, how do you know she won't tell your wife?"

"I bet when scientists throw office parties, there's always the one guy who gets drunk and carbon dates his own butt."

"What do you call a person with a Simpsons fetish? Homer-sexual"