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Joke of the Day
"I wish I could understand what women with big boobs are saying."
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"Chuck Norris can ride his bike with no handlebars..............or wheels"
"Does anyone else think Squidward's nose looks like...nevermind. There are children in the room."
"If two vegans are arguing with each other... ...would it still be considered beef?"
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar Schrodinger's cat walks out of a bar"
"What do cannibals like to drink in the morning? A cup of Joe."
"What do epidemiologists do? How about kinesiologists? Study epidemies....and kinesies."
"Scared the hell out of a stranger by sayin' ""good morning"" to 'em. That's a thing people used to do. Google it"
"My parents are so impressed with my brothers daily 10 minute workout. I can do it in 8."
"Who does a hypocrite really hate? A hypocrite!"