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Joke of the Day
"My parents are so impressed with my brothers daily 10 minute workout. I can do it in 8."
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"[OC] Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!"
"Don't tell them but... I write horrible things about illiterate people."
"What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump Pink Floyd actually finished The Wall."
"Why did the Austrian woman go to see a psychologist. Because she wanted a penis."
"You get to sleep all day, cat, that's why I get the good food."
"Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly? She thought she was a dromedary."
"""And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon....Little boy blue and the man on the moon"" ...Drugs in the 70's must've been AWESOME!"
"Two things you can always be certain about when it comes to women: 1) They're always cold. 2) It's somehow your fault."
"Secret to wine tasting is to open the bottle and allowing it to breathe If it doesn't look like it is breathing, then give it a mouth-to-mouth"