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Joke of the Day
"Who does a hypocrite really hate? A hypocrite!"
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"What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open? In tennis, love means nothing."
"Why did Moby Dick join a heavy metal band? He could really whale."
"Part of me says, ""I can't keep drinking like this."" While another says ""Don't listen to her, she's drunk."""
"What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use? A Beemer."
"Back in my day, we didn't have Instagram. We had to bore people in person with photo albums."
"What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle? I'm stumped."
"Fortune Cookie: YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN HALF AND NOW YOU'RE READING MY JOURNAL"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my foot up your ass."
"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're getting a blowjob from Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""