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Joke of the Day
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar Schrodinger's cat walks out of a bar"
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"Top 3 situations that require witnesses: 1) Crimes 2) Accidents 3) Marriages Need I say more?"
"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is!"
"I can count how many times I used condoms on one hand Zero. You put them on your penis, not your hand. Credit goes to Ron Jeremy."
"When I was young I was worried about getting food stuck in my teeth. Now I'm worried about getting my teeth stuck in food."
"What score did Lenin get on his exam paper? ...Full Marx"
"Hi I'm German... Did you really expect me to make a joke?"
"i just saw a black girl rt one of those teenage girl accounts saying ""i honestly wish I was a teen in the 50's"".......... no u don't"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ? Bull the chain when your done !"
"How the hell does shit hit a fan, exactly? Who is throwing shit around? Why would they do it in a room with a fan? Crazy shit pitchers."