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Joke of the Day
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar Schrodinger's cat walks out of a bar"
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"Me: I have to lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise everyday. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet, eat healthy and hit the gym. Me: Is that cake?"
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