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Joke of the Day
"What do cannibals like to drink in the morning? A cup of Joe."
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"How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress? They have a lot of patients"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists don't change anything."
"I did a stand up gig once for the homeless. I said ""It's nice to see so many bums on seats""."
"I'm writing a book about Indian food... It's gonna be a naan-fiction."
"*gazes at laptop screen*avoids making eye contact with own reflection*"
"50-cent's birthday was last week, so I made him a sweater... ...When i gave it to him he said, ""Gee. You Knit?"""
"Whats E.T short for? Because he's got little legs."
"*interrupts parent & child on bus* Actually thats not true, Wolverine has died many times *they get up* Your mother cant shelter you forever"
"Sharks are more likely to go and attack men than women So if you are swimming with women. Just punch it in the nose Then throw her towards the shark"