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Joke of the Day

"What did Putin say after listening to the West whine about the invasion of Ukraine Crimea river baby"

"Whats the difference between a woman and a dog? Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards."

"If a man shaves his arms and legs... He probably shaves his pussy, too."

"Him: I'm making you Produce Manager. Me: A PLUM assignment! H: ... M: You're a PEACH! H: ... M: Do I start today or TOMATO? H: You're fired."

"Where do puppies go when they die? Back into the microwave so I can get in another round."

"Why doesn't anyone invite copyeditors to parties when we're such cool people out with whom to hang?"

"boys love girls who go barefoot in the summer and comment on the texture of grass and say ""ouch rocks"" when walking on rocks"

"Someone asked me why all of my Instagram photos look so funny. It must be my Selfie Shtick."

"What secret society do strippers work for? The Illuminaughty."

"Why do women watch porn movies from start to finish ? They think there will be a wedding at the end."