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Joke of the Day

"Someone asked me why all of my Instagram photos look so funny. It must be my Selfie Shtick."

"What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? A Jewish submarine."

"What is the proper expression of gratitude when someone calls you a good listener? ""Huh?"""

"Just dismissed my low battery warning while watching a p*rn. It's a fight to the finish now."

"How Does An American Commit Suicide? They jump off their high horse. ^^^ThisIsJustJoke"

"How do you view lesbian relationships? 1080p"

"Veggietales is making a version of 50 Shades of Grey... It's called ""The Artichoke Hearts""."

"When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_75cA3xmssM"

"Eating a box of Thin Mints doesn't make you thin. Apparently."

"Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')"