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Joke of the Day
"What secret society do strippers work for? The Illuminaughty."
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"If the State of the Union is really ""the best it's ever been"" Why do we ""need"" dozens of new government programs to fix it!"
"What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights? A pasta-fist."
"You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It's awful. You can't even move, you're drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth."
"Height of noise Two skeletons having sex on a tin roof and using a can for a condom"
"[job interview] ""What would you say is your greatest strength? I'm pretty humble. Actually, I'm incredibly humble. Amaaaaazingly humble."
"Finally got a phone at my desk. In related news, thanks to me, 56 random people are running to catch their refrigerators."
"I got fired today from my summer job as a massage therapist My boss said I rubbed people the wrong way"
"I have a friend who is in the Guinness Book of World Records for ""Most Concussions"" He lives about a stones throw away."
"Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch she goes New York L.A. Chicago"