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Joke of the Day

"What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name."

"Puppies and books Easy to pick one but very difficult put down!"

"Just one bottle of vitaminwater provides a full day's supply of unnecessary and gullible. Also, electrolytes."

"What do you call an angry pirate? A Pirate (A mix between Pirate and Irate)"

"Rabbits... Rabbits bang like there's no fucking tomorrow."

"Joke's on you, jerk that sold me oregano instead of weed. I was going to make pizza sauce anyway."

"What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy? Bart."

"Paid a homeless guy $1 for this: What's a pirate's favorite letter? (They will always say ""arrrrrrhh."") Nope, P, it's like arrrrrrhh without a leg."

"Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die? Because he was in de-nile."

"How did Helen Keller get punished? Her mom rearranged the living room"