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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?"
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"How to convert QT3.14 into GF format? Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version."
"""What charities do you donate to?"" ""I mostly just leave sunglasses all over the world."""
"[space mission studying behaviour of snakes on the moon] astronaut: ""we should've taken our own"" astronaut holding net: ""just keep looking"""
"What time of day was Adam born? Just a little before Eve"
"I just gave a bus full of teenagers the finger before they had a chance to give it to me."
"Did you hear about Princess Dianas car crash? She was all over the radio. And the dash. And the windshield..."
"Just realised why careers advisors are shit they couldn't even pick their own career"
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision."
"Credit card fraud is wrong. Unless you're poor & really horny & think a rich guy wont notice a $20/month fee for your amputee fetish."