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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?"

"So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it's okay to comment ""hahaha"" but the rest of the year it's rude??"

"If you start peeing out blood Urine big trouble"

"Whenever I Think Of Books I touch my shelf."

"1 out of every 5 kids face hunger the other 4 turn away"

"The Devil's Business What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him? -""Nice doing business with you!"""

"A fire broke out at a gay club last night. Police think it was started by a Fag."

"What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off? One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con."

"The cashier at the grocery store just gave me an ""I'm cooler than you"" look. Dude I will fight you with this baby strapped to me"

"Cahoots Husband comes home at night, goes to bed to his wife, embraces her - going to make love with her... Wife drowsily: *What are you all today - in cahoots or something?*"