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Joke of the Day
"A man pushed his wife off a building... I guess you could say they FELL APART!"
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"Santa is near .... ... I can sense his presents."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I was impressed, that is a big word for a two year old. I'll see myself out...."
"What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court? Annette."
"What do you get if a post office burns down? Black mail."
"Dad: ""Don't you come back late midnight again... ...Otherwise you'll be coming back next year."""
"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"
"A pirate walks into a bar.... The bartender looks at him and says, 'Sir, you have a steering wheel down your pants.' The pirate replies, 'Arghh, and its driving me nuts.'"
"Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is trying to remember what I wanted when calling in my take out order."
"The Captain and Tennille are divorcing. Tennille left him after learning he was only a Petty Officer, Third Class."