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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's NOT funny!"

"Why do white people rely on asians so much? Because without them, they'd just be cauc."

"The bra my boyfriend gave me is really uncomfortable. Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest."

"Before asking a hot chick out, I wish I could first talk to the dude who's sick of her bull shit."

"You guys know I'm not one to brag, but my cooking is ""to die from."""

"What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook? About a day"

"Blondes What is a blondes favourite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme."

"""I still haven't met his Father, but I'm not worried. Parents love me."" - Jesus' gay friend"

"In a recent interview, Heather Mills was asked why she thought Paul McCartney was still famous. She said she was stumped."

"What is it with Germans and old operating systems I keep hearing them say ""DOS is good"""