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Joke of the Day
"Before asking a hot chick out, I wish I could first talk to the dude who's sick of her bull shit."
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"[job interview] ""So what would you say is your biggest weakness?"" ""I'm pretty bad at reading situations."" *tries to kiss interviewer*"
"Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse? They can not stand stakes!"
"Nana said I took too much NyQuil so I laughed at her and then she turned back into a paper clip and jumped into my fave Law & Order episode."
"Why do warriors make bad business men ? They charge too much !"
"What do you call an arctic bear that goes both ways? Bipolar."
"Bondage devotees trussed each other."
"It's like my fridge sends texts inviting all my friends over the moment I fill it up."
"Q: How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch."
"Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?"