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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook? About a day"
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"Why do men like football? Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security."
"Why didn't the Orange want to be eaten? Because he wasn't feeling appealing."
"So I finally got a housekeeper, it's my ex-wife. She kept the house."
"A pond would tell you about introspection if it wasn't so busy self-reflecting."
"What do you call a funny fungus? A pungi."
"Coworker: crazy weather we're having Me: [as loud as possible] SHARON FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT KILL YOUR HUSBAND FOR A BAG OF REDVINES"
"How do feminists get away with murder? They won't let anyone finger them."
"What did the Triangle say to the Circle? ""Your life is pointless."""
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently more than 5, because my basement is still dark."