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Joke of the Day

"Why do white people rely on asians so much? Because without them, they'd just be cauc."

"So a dyslexic man walks into a rab."

"The Boy Scouts came up with the strongest knot in the world... You just leave a pair of earbuds in your pocket while you're hiking."

"Cyclists who don't obey street signs should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt."

"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she could only say Hello from the other side."

"Hillary Clinton and the Email Hillary: ""At least I, unlike Lindsay Graham, USE email! <drops mic>"

"What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off"

"PERSON: Want a slice? ME: No thanks, trying to eliminate bread P: From your diet? M [having sworn to destroy all bread]: Sure...from my diet"

"What's a Mexican's favourite letter? C. LOL! I heard this at work today, top fucking bantz!"

"Hockey fights are cool but imagine the make up sex afterwards in the locker room."