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Joke of the Day

"Why do white people rely on asians so much? Because without them, they'd just be cauc."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapus"

"I know how to pronounce worcestershire until I see it written."

"A blond girl turns on the radio and hears that 2 Brazilian men were killed As she starts to cry she asks ""How many is a Brazilian?"""

"Me: There's a real fat one on the other team! Her: ""My son's not fat!"" How you know I was talking about him? ""Cuz he's the.."" Fat one? ""Ya."""

"Leo finally won an Oscar. His acting must have been a solid 5/7."

"What band's fanbase is the most charitable? U2, they're all pro-bono."

"[Chaperoning field trip] ME BEFORE WE GO: Only rule is don't lose any kids. AFTER I LOSE A KID: New rule. You're allowed to lose one kid."

"I made a really sexy gravy. It was saucy. I put a few raisins in it, but it started getting fruity."

"What do you call a crushed angle? A rektangle."