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Joke of the Day
"A cow once saved my life. I guess you could call it Bovine Intervention."
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"What's better than four roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ"
"What do gospel and interracial porn have in common? Gifted black people and constant calls to God."
"Todays stats: My 3yr old got pissed off with me because I couldn't stop the wind."
"Never seen anyone in Nandos or McDonald's pick up an appropriate amount of napkins - you're cleaning up after a burger not a double homicide"
"What do you call an upside-down ""W""? An M-poster"
"I turned 18 today so the first thing I did was your mom"
"If Thor is a woman, what's next? Woman doctors? Woman lawyers? Woman mothers? When will it end?"
"Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -Oscar Levant."
"Why were all the computers in the company frozen? Because they let IT go"