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Joke of the Day
"2 men walk into a bar... You'd think the 2nd man would've ducked"
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"Did you hear the one about the sprinkler that tried to spray a man in the eye? It completely mist!"
"My friend's son wanted to be a ""Super-Pirate"" for his birthday... But after running against the door he discovered that even a ""Super-Pirate"" only needs one eyepatch"
"I handed a blind guy a sheet of sandpaper. He said he couldn't read the fine print."
"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
"WIFE: You can't tell kids they're grounded anymore ME: Why not? W: They weren't our kids M: You did see how badly they packed our groceries?"
"Physicists have yet to explain why 200 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only three registers will be open."
"If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die"
"People who tweet a lot of motivational stuff on here are the same people who reminded the teacher she forgot to give out homework."
"There's a man living near me who has 5 Penises. Rumour has it his underwear fit him like a glove."