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Joke of the Day

"How many mexicans can you fit in a bus? All of them."

"What did the Florida boy have on his feet? Crocs"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... ... ground up and in the freezer."

"It's hard to juggle work and a baby... ...without the baby getting a few paper cuts. I haven't left my room today."

"My kids just connected worlds in Minecraft. So now they can fight in a virtual universe too."

"On Jeopardy This is the largest mammal in the animal kingdom. *leans into mic* ""Who is, your mother?"""

"Did anybody else see the lunar eclipse tonight? I looked, but I couldn't see it."

"Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!"

"Why are the_donald users not cucks? First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with."

"What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65? AArrrRP"