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Joke of the Day
"How many mexicans can you fit in a bus? All of them."
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"I want to be so famous... That I can just go as myself for Halloween."
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can ? His wife died."
"Why did the scientist regret naming the organism ""Fungus""? Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy."
"So three Hahnium atoms walk into a bar, HA HA HA"
"Maybe the seventh time around I'll feel different about finding something I want to eat if I glance in the fridge just once more."
"What can't you spell without the letters p-e-n-i-s? Happiness... you dirty bastards"
"Columbus thought he landed in the Far East. But he landed in the Far West by occident."
"Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell."
"[mastercard commercial] ""there are some things that money can't buy"" politician: i don't get it"