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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that Kennedy was a sex addict? I guess that's why they call it the 'White' House ( )"
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"there are two kinds of people in this world... 1) People who can finish lists."
"What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes? Roseanne Barr bodies heh"
"The advantage of using a nailcutter is, you won't get scratchmark on your forehead skin and the disadvantage is, you can't peel off garlic skin."
"Happy Mothers Day to all of the moms out there! Scared you didn't I?"
"How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions? ...a crime fighter"
"There's a metal band that plays while on soapy water. Slipknot"
"Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test."
"What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables? The wheelchair"
"British humor A cop walks into a bar responding to a call about a youngster making a ruckus. He asked the young lad ""just what are ya getting on with lad?"" The lad responds,"" none of yobishness mate"""