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"""Good artists copy. Great artists steal."" \- Me"
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"A guy goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian looks at him and says, ""Fuck off, you won't return it!"""
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"The most well known activist in the bee community is Bill Cause Bee."
"What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!"
"The Illuminati is the belief that the most powerful ppl on Earth are in a conspiracy to leave giant clues that they're part of a conspiracy."
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
"Apparently, saying ""Wow, you've grown since I last saw you"" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults."
"So I'm opening a soup-based strip club I'm thinking about naming it ""The Brothel"""
"I saw a person with a backpack and a messenger bag. Talk about some serious baggage."