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Joke of the Day

"Making out with a blind girl... I made out with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said ""Nah, You're just pulling my leg."""

"The Doctor says: ""Mrs Jones, I think your 7 year old is watching way too much TV"" ""How can you tell?"" asked Mrs Jones ""He just asked me if Cialis is right for him"""

"Did you know you're 10 times more likely to be robbed in your home town than in New York city? That's because you don't live in New York City"

"I wonder if Jeremy Irons ever quietly laughs to himself while he's ironing."

"If a lady ever jumped out of my cake goddamnit she better be holding more cake"

"Why did the chicken lay an egg? (Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!"

"How do you know if you're in a French Village? If you see sap buckets on telephone poles."

"Gaytway 'Gay' is a tricky word. If someone asks 'are you gay?' If you respond no, it mean you are not happy with your life...if your response is yes, it means you are not happy with your wife!"

"How do you offend a white person? Tell them they can't make racist jokes."

"I'm 20 years old and I still haven't had my period yet... I love being a guy"