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Joke of the Day
"#BrexitIn5Words He's just not into EU"
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"Go deep throat a cactus."
"Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat... sooner or later you'll get pissed off."
"Friend: I set a new personal record last week Me: Me too Friend: I took 2 minutes off my marathon time Me: I ate 12 tacos in one sitting."
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing But you mean your mother.......I mean another"
"A reporter asked Lil Wayne how sure was he that he contracted HIV. He said 100% positive"
"did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn"
"I keep trying to make funny eye puns... But my friends say they keep getting cornea and cornea."
"Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you a flat minor"
"What is Marlon Brando's favorite beer? STELLA!"