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Joke of the Day
"Go deep throat a cactus."
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"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the Internet was a thing I asked my 17 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either"
"If Violets were Orange, poetry would be a lot more challenging."
"I once farted in Apple store and everybody got pissed of... ...it's not my fault that they don't have Windows."
"What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road? Dodged-a-Rango"
"Why Bell laboratories has so many Nobel Laureates? Because the **Nobel** awarding committee cannot say **No** to **Bel** labs."
"Russian history in 5 words: ""And then things got worse."""
"I had my first date last night! Such an underrated fruit."
"How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America? About 1 thousand Iraqis."
"What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree? A gorilla pooped on his face."