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Joke of the Day
"A reporter asked Lil Wayne how sure was he that he contracted HIV. He said 100% positive"
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"I don't care how old I am, I will see Finding Dory."
"Policing the internet. Complaining to the police about something you've read on the internet is like suing a premium rate sex line for sexual harassment."
"Forgive me, for I have sinned. Same time tomorrow?"
"Why do school nurses bring a red crayon to work? So they can draw blood"
"How do you make a cat sound like a dog? You light on fire. *woof*"
"What did one telepath say to the other telepath? Nothing."
"If only the Olympics had an event that involved falling down and not spilling your drink..."
"First grade teacher asks student what the plural of horse is ""Pregnant whores?"""