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Joke of the Day
"You're not fat, you're just... easier to see"
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"He died doing what he loved, surprising tigers."
"In light of Wednesday in Texas Talk about a clock block."
"If Donald Trump becomes the President of the United States of America... ...there will be hell toupee!"
"Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican? Because they pee on poles."
"Motstand ar meningslost. -Bjorn Borg"
"Him: You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you darlin? Me: HOW DARE Y... Wait, did you just call me darlin"
"Bruce Lee's favorite drink Wataaaaa!!!"
"isn't it funny that Hillary And her entire campaign is talking shit about trump being a liar when she is still in denial about the email scandal."
"Accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles last night. Going for a crap could spell trouble."