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Joke of the Day

"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken Christopher Reeve"

"According to the latest statistics, most accidents with toasters and bathtubs happen at home."

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common? Each of their last big hits was the wall."

"How do introverts feel within society? [removed]"

"What's the difference between an IRS audit and prison rape? In prison, you have a chance at getting a reach around"

"Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines? The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way."

"""Anyway it was lovely to meet you!"" - Translation: Off you go!"

"A girl compliments a guy on his new phone. Girl: 'Nice phone!' Guy: ' Thanks! I won it in a race.' Girl: ' Who were the participants?' Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '"

"Kenya please explain why you called Chad a Niger? You Congo around using words like that or all of a Sudan you Ghana have no place Togo"

"I normally don't get a boner at Burger King But when I do, its a whopper."