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Joke of the Day

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common? Each of their last big hits was the wall."

"My sex life's improved dramatically since my wife died. For a start, she now takes it in the ass."

"What STD does a hip black man get? Kool-AIDs"

"Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright."

"What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid? Running Stupid"

"""500 Days of Summer"" was pretty good for a movie I was expecting to be about global warming."

"Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you? He might Pikachu."

"Here's how I gained 27Ibs of muscle in 5 weeks: Lying."

"Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.. Ha, ha fooled you, I'm a submarine."

"I have three kids, one of each."